Dawn of the cockroach wars

yesterday we killed five and cleaned up what looked like army headquarters (under mehala's cubicle) with eggs by the hundreds. today alone (up to time of publishing), the score was 20 down, donno how many more to go... the sneaky little buggers (and/or their eggs/hatchlings) are everywhere and it is WAR!!! we will stand (or scream) for no more...

they have crept into the last of our (table) drawers - no more tables shall we clamber onto and no more shall you find us hiding on the sofa

let the call echo through the land, "we shall kill them all (at this point you have to head bang a bit and roar like the lead singer of slayer... shouting "WAAAAAAAARR").