back from the twilight zone

hello! you will never guess what happened to me... i was walking out of the office one day, when suddenly three aliens abducted me and somehow transported me to a luxurious island resort where they waited on me hand and foot for 3 weeks, and kept kneeling on the ground before me saying "you're the goddess, you're the goddess". all i can remember of it is cheesecake. probably they wiped out my memory in the process, ala Paycheck. anyway, how have you been? did you miss me?

i gather one little monkey missed me at least, so i rushed back from my island to update you...

Bulletin for the month:

mehala seems to have finished off her 1st trimester, as she is increasingly better. not so much the sickest person in the office anymore.

the rats seem to have located a better spot to party, as we have not seen hair nor tail of them for weeks. perhaps its time for the return of the garden (which if you remember was taken for salad by the rats, and finished off)

my trial has been postponed as the magistrate was going for a "kursus" (which means seminar). Hurray for kursuses everywhere.

both kavi and mehala are in court today. will update you on lunch later. ajeet is sick poor baby.

until then, please remember to drink lots of water. it is tasteless, but what to do? seems to be good for you.

today has been brought to you by the letter K for kursus, kitchen, kite and cake and the number 13.