rat

there's a rat in the bathroom. (sing with me - rat rat rat in the bathroom (to the tune of george of the jungle)

okay there's probably a whole kingdom of them living in the ceiling (in view of the fact that we've been finding rat droppings in the bathroom - which is quite refined of them, don't you think? toilet trained rats...probably amounts to culture in the world of rats.

but there was an actual representative, an agent you might say, sauntering around in the bathroom as if he was planning to redecorate b'cos the red walls were not to his fancy...

how now brown cow?