a dark and stormy afternoon

it's dark and stormy. there's no sound except for the gurgling of the fountain....i can't hear anything except for that cockroach in the corner farting.......suddenly a scream rents the silence......of course it was me-lah screaming b'cos of that cockroach... everyone's gone off to eat durians at tmc...i'm all alone, the guardian of the office. in case you were wondering, obviously i don't eat that nasty stuff.

anyway, that cockroach is belligerently staring at me...it's just standing there, occassionally farting, i can tell its just waiting for the right moment....

HOW NOW BROWN COW?????? !!!!

that fella better clear out of here, or i'm going to do something...

ok, ok. chill. he got the idea, and beat it.

back to our story...those bums have gone off (for the record they are muhendaran, kavi, mehala, shan and madhavi...) to gorge themselves on durians in the middle of the afternoon. dieting konon. gossip for the day:

kavi has lost 1kg on the melon diet, and is slooking visibly thinner...
shan has put on 6kg on the muhendaran sri diet, and is looking visibly beardless..(apparently he had a shaving accident)
madhavi's stalker has decided to go the "sympathy route" and told her he won't bother her anymore until she speaks to him.. (Ha?!!)
muhendaran is looking extremely voluptuous...and is going to come back burping durians, i can bet you now..
i am ms. corporate today in my new pantsuit (cappucino colour). very stylo...

the water's babbling away, and sounding v. watery. shall go and do some work.

till later, Sri